A two person private pool party? Are you flirting with me you cheeky bugger?
Oh I dunno, depends if you want me to be. Flirting’s another speciality of mine. Even if I do say so myself
Woah the ungrateful kid’s here
Eh, it’s not too bad. It’s… a sharehouse, so naturally it’s not amazing. Household politics, blah blah blah. I mostly just stick to my room. Your place has a pool, does it? Maybe you should think about hosting a pool party then!
Haha yeah, she’s pretty special though, the old Ria. As much as I complain about her, she’s one of my closest friends and probably the most loyal person I’ve ever met.
It’s my parents place. Well, my adopted parents, it’s a weird one so I don’t have many people round. But we could always make it a two-person private party. Couple of my close friends actually just walk in and use it when they’d like because they’re dickheads
That’s cute! It’s nice you live with someone you can call a friend. My step sister’s a bit like that. We argue like fuck, but we love each other really
Share the alcohol and popcorn with me, and you’re most welcome to come.
And she does do parties, occasionally, but usually ends up leaving early to go vacuum, or whatever it is she likes to do at home.
It’s a deal, captain! What’s your place like - other than clean? Was thinking of moving into somewhere in my second year but student places always look crappy. And my home has a pool so it’d have to be outstanding, naturally
Christ, she’s nothing like her cousin! I, uh, used to date her cousin Chloe, but that was years ago
Stamford’s so small. Well, she’s certainly not boring to live with. Come visit any day of the week and sit in on one of our spats. She’s a clean-freak, or whatever, and I’m… the opposite, so she’s always pissed at me about something or other, god love her.
And I can definitely show you where all the best parties are! Maybe you can even convince Ria to actually come too!
Spats? Sounds like I’ll be needing popcorn! Add some alcohol in and it’ll be my ideal night
Woooo, my kinda girl, you! She doesn’t even do parties? We have more work to do than I expected! Least I’ve got a partner in crime now
Well Ducus didn’t sound so insulting, so what could I do?
I heard she’s unconscious but surviving. You knew her too? Small world, Ducas.
Call me by my actual name. Or is that too normal for Sienna? Least my name doesn’t lie. Yours makes us think you’re from Italy or some place cool. How is it up Leeds?
We arranged to shag last I spoke to her. Usually we hate each other, but she got nice and I hate grudges. It’s kinda sad, I hope she’ll be alright
It’s not lame, it’s actually pretty cute. Do you know Ria Harris? I live with her and some other mates at the uni. I study there, or I try to at least. What do you do?
Yeah! Ria’s my mate! Keeps sayin’ she’s boring so I’ve been teaching ‘er how to have fun. My speciality
Right now I’m a life guard. God knows how I got that job. But hey, I’m going to your uni in September! Only commuting, but still, you can show me where all the best parties are at
The name’s Marnie. Who might you be?
Hey Marnie, I’m Lucas! How comes I ain’t seen you around before? Pretty girl and that. I sound lame now but I’m gonna just role with it
Alright? ‘aven’t seen you around before
Who’re you again? Don’t worry - I’ve got it. Dufus, the uni kid.
Oh you know, just the same way as usual. We met, she liked me, she called me a slut, we became buds. Oh and gosh, I think she fell off a balcony. So the buds thing is depending on whether or not she survives. Yay!
I don’t know many kids who go to uni. And fyi Lucas doesn’t rhyme with Dufus
Sounds like her. She did what? She is OK?